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My Mom Is On Facebook!
So there is this guy I have been having casual relations with for over a year. He’s a hunk and a half. I love talking dirty to him, which isn’t normal for me. Well he made some sports reference to Frank and BJ on his Facebook, and I commented, “You better get that tire fixed so I can give your Frank one super duper BJ, ya hear?”
Immediately after I posted that I get a text from him that says “You can’t say that, mom’s on Facebook!!”
I died laughing. I lost my breath laughing.
That shit’s funny as hell.
Facebook needs an age limit.
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